Top_Heavy's World

Well, I had to ask the question. I got that look, you know the one, the "You are so dumb you don't even deserve a response!" look. That look that women seem to learn at a very young age, and they master it like nothing a man can do. They hone the exact scowl, the eyes are squinted and the lines in the corner of their eyes move from crow's feet, to something more like Eagle's Talons. They must have a huge supply of internal blades, as my wifes eyes definately shoot daggers, and how do they get their lip to do that? If we could somehow get them to show that face at our wedding.... lets just say, that might change the heart of many love sick boys!
I was frustrated, I couldn't get into the IowaDeer.com site, I had just chatted with Dbl Thrt Patch, Tommy and Bowhunter, but I couldn't blog. What was I going to do? I was a little upset, but my wonderful wife settled the evening by spending time getting the scanner hooked up to MY computer, downloading drivers (don't know what those are but it sounds cool) and messing with my security settings (Yep, you guessed it, I don't know what that is either). I am now almost fully functional for PROJECT PICTURE. A project I hope to impliment in the nights to come. A project to move my photo albums from paper to electronic, and bring them to this site! The first night was OK, I missed a night of journal entry, no big deal. Last night the same thing happened. I was not as diplomatic last night as the night before, and that is what brought out THE LOOK. If she could harness the intensity of that LOOK, the heat alone would have melted the driveway clean, saving me 3 hours of open cab loader work (which is why I was so grumpy in the first place, it was cold last night). She said something about "wireless routers, reset, shutdown...". She went downstairs, yelling something about ignorance and physical appearance. I figured she was talking about her knowledge of the improtance of blogging and her funny socks. If that isn't what she was saying, I don't want to know! I just hate knowing that she wears the pants, she is the smartest, she knows what an apparently important WIRELESS ROUTER is....